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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:29:00 -
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CITIZENS OF THE NORTH REJOICE!
Like Christopher Columbus did in 1492, Dreddit has discovered new land!
No longer will we need to bicker over a few systems, Dreddit as a celebration of the founding of Test Alliance Please Ignore, has stepped foot on soil rich for the taking. The savage natives call this land "Delve", which we may also call it in reference to the people were are going to destroy. It is rife with people who practically have no hygiene, no higher communication skills, or even many large ships. We, however, may want to make them our indentured servants. There is also a peculiar roving horde calling themselves the Pandemic Legion, and even though they are in this land, they still posses many skills known to modern man.
Also, a curiosity, we found some older bee carcasses as well as clown noses and shoes. We think the natives use these for sexual gratification.
We welcome all northern citizens to settle into this new land and consider it home. Parcels will not be rented out but be freely given to one and all. Of course, our friends over at Tau Ceti Federation will have "firsties", thanks for the couch; and SOLO will have "secondsies". We have use the typical numbering the system and have attached a map from the well known system Kor-Azor Prime to this new land.
- Misaki Tanaka (Ad)Minister of Truth and Propaganda (signed)
ZA9-PY - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/route/Kor-Azor_Prime:ZA9-PY ----
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholas Barker
Originally by: Misaki Tanaka It is rife with people who practically have no hygiene, no higher communication skills, or even many large ships.
Goons left months ago.
LOL SO DID IT ALLIANCE ----
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Prissa Aren't you guys meant to be invading Wicked Creek and Scalding Pass? You've taken a wrong turn somewhere.
Well, yea, eventually... I mean we can't take over the whole map as planned all at the same time. We do no posses the strategic and tactical genius of leaders in alliances such as the SC.
Attacking an enemy on it's own soil, which as it's smaller is easier to defend, with game mechanics in favor of the defense. All the while they are already hunkered down, rich, and have good working relationships. I mean the idea of saying you are attacking many locations but then actually only attacking one system ... brilliant!
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:41:00 -
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CITIZENS OF THE NORTH CONTINUE REJOICING!
In conjunction with the previous news, we wanted to let all of the north know that we have extended the claim to land by 100%. We now have extended the mapped territory and free real estate to just now include M5-CGW and will soon be able to offer more in 1-SMEB.
As we are currently looking into adding more territory, we will keep our northern allies abreast of any new territory claimed. I really don't feel a map is necessary because M5-CGW is on the merry way to ZA9-PY.
If you would like to inquire about settling this new land, please send inquires to Trauma Nator or Montolio.
- Misaki Tanaka (Ad)Minister of Truth and Propaganda, Dreddit - Test Alliance Please Ignore (signed) ----
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Prissa
Originally by: Hanakar Wow, so much trolling. Can we be serious for a second, because I have a serious question.
Who the hell are WE FORM VOLTRON? I can honestly say I've been playing since January and have never heard of them. Dotlan says they have 148 members and don't hold any sovereignty, so I can only assume they are a hisec alliance. Can someone tell me who they are? Seriously.
They are the official Eve corp of the Digg community.
I <3 you so much for that post
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.18 09:27:00 -
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Edited by: Misaki Tanaka on 18/05/2010 09:29:07 Well then... uh so we still have sov in delve. srsly... Somebody needs to start dropping TCUs in delve. We don't even have anybody down there at all anymore.
We got a evemail for somebody dropping a small POS and we don't even care.
I'd bet onlining SBUs would be easy too. (HINT HINT, NUDGE NUDGE)
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.18 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Homo Erectus
SUP, HEARD YOU ONLINED SOMETHING, CONGRATS
SUP, HEARD YOU CAN'T OFFLINE SOMETHING, BRO ----
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